1 hour ago
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small ambiguous comic noodle, about 3” wide
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9 hours ago
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I lie to about 100 people every day at my job

I should go into politics 

15 hours ago
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“I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading.”

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A deer that catches stars in its antlers

1 day ago
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This week is so sucky but this weekend is going to be so great. 

Like I am just working every day but then on saturday Zelly is coming and I am going to celebrate my birthday sunday night as midnight happens and I turn 21 and then on monday I get new gravity falls episode and everything will be so cool. 

1 day ago
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I saw a weird bird at work today
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